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[ OK ] Starting Coffee Machine...
[ OK ] Loading Cats... (they'll sit on your keyboard shortly)
[ OK ] Initializing Snacks... (extra chips found)
[ OK ] Downloading Infinite Wisdom... (404 Not Found)
[ OK ] Polishing Pixels... (now 20% shinier!)
[ OK ] Rearranging Unicorns in RAM... (one got loose!)
[ OK ] Searching for Internet Explorer... (why tho?)
[ OK ] Applying Duck Tape to Network... (quack!)
[ OK ] Organizing Files by Mood... (Sassy Mode: ON)
[ OK ] Syncing Dad Jokes Database... (prepare yourself)
[ OK ] Loading... still loading... always loading...
[ OK ] Summoning AI Overlords... (they're busy playing chess)
[FAILED] Trying to make sense of your desktop icons...
[ OK ] Running diagnostics on your chair's squeakiness
[ OK ] Installing Hoverboards... (they’re still not here?)
[ OK ] Adding Extra Giga-Flops... (because why not)
[ OK ] Enabling Dark Mode for better aesthetics
[ OK ] Warming up Keyboard... (extra toasty for winter!)
[FAILED] Testing Patience... (you ran out, didn't you?)
[ OK ] Downloading more RAM from the cloud...
[ OK ] Charging mouse batteries with optimism
[ OK ] Engaging Warp Drive... (destination: your emails)
[ OK ] Finding Waldo... (he’s sneaky)
[ OK ] Cleaning Cookie Crumbs from CPU... (snack detected)
[ OK ] Activating Laser Kittens... (mew pew pew)
[ OK ] Staring at Screen Intensely... (waiting for dramatic effect)
[ OK ] Sorting Memes by Quality... (Top Tier Achieved)
[ OK ] Mapping Keyboard Shortcuts for Pizza Ordering
[ OK ] Inviting Random Stranger to Fix Your Printer
[ OK ] Calibrating Spidey Sense... (tingling!)
[ OK ] Summoning Clippy's ghost... (just kidding)
[ OK ] Debugging Your Life Choices... (no errors found)
[ OK ] Collecting Bits of Motivation... (still looking)
[ OK ] Setting Up Virtual Reality Nap Room
[ OK ] Gathering Motivation to Work... (Error 404)
[ OK ] Turning Your Monitor Upside Down... (just for fun)
[ OK ] Checking If the Matrix is Real... (blue pill or red pill?)
[ OK ] Aligning Stars for Better Luck Today
[ OK ] Launching Penguin Army... (tuxedo time)
[ OK ] Watering Bonsai Trees in Code Forest
[ OK ] Pretending to Do Something Important...
[ OK ] Optimizing Potato Battery Performance
[ OK ] Spamming your To-Do List with More To-Do’s
[ OK ] Booting Into Zen Mode... (breathe in, breathe out)
[ OK ] Checking for Existential Updates... (no response from server)
[ OK ] Wrangling Quantum Particles... (they won’t behave!)
[ OK ] Poking Universe with a Stick... (it’s still expanding)
[ OK ] Opening a Portal to Another Task... (do you dare?)
[ OK ] Preparing Your System to Take Over the World...
[ OK ] Activating Space Hamsters... (they're so fast!)
[ OK ] Reversing Polarity of Neutron Flow... (science stuff)
[ OK ] Uploading Cat Videos to BIOS... (very important)
[FAILED] Negotiating with Your Alarm Clock... (it wants more snooze time)
[ OK ] Rebooting Reality... (please wait...)
[ OK ] Adding Extra Zeros to Bank Balance... (oops, that’s illegal)
[ OK ] Powering Up Time Machine... (arriving yesterday)
[ OK ] Installing Windows... (no, not that Windows)
[ OK ] Running Out of Disk Space for Puns... (deleting dad jokes)
[ OK ] Counting Sheep... (one, two... zzzz)
[ OK ] Launching Paper Plane Simulation... (wind conditions optimal)
[ OK ] Feeding Gremlins After Midnight... (this’ll be fun)
[ OK ] Folding Space-Time Continuum... (watch your step)
[ OK ] Discovering the Meaning of Life... (42)
[ OK ] Activating Anti-Procrastination Shields... (they’re not working)
[ OK ] Sending SOS Signal to Mars Rover... (response pending)
[ OK ] Aligning Code with the Universe... (it’s buggy)
[ OK ] Checking Internet Speed... (buffering the buffer)
[ OK ] Trying to Find Free Wi-Fi... (did you try the coffee shop?)
[ OK ] Reviving Ancient Browser Tabs... (they were asleep for 3 months)
[FAILED] Convincing Your To-Do List to Shrink... (it's multiplying)
[ OK ] Ordering Pizza via Morse Code... (dot dot dash... delicious)
[ OK ] Fixing Hole in the Space-Time Continuum... (duct tape applied)
[ OK ] Synchronizing Your Brain with the Matrix... (still buffering)

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